So long, first trimester . . . (I WON'T be missing you)

For a few weeks now I have felt like a maniacal, unattractive female with some serious gastrointestinal dysfunction. My behaviors have included an inexplicable combination of avoiding food, constantly snacking, and vomiting. I have been incapable of doing approximately 75% of what I SHOULD have been doing, and spent way too much time on the floor, on the couch, or in bed. But what I have been doing, presumably, is growing a baby (hooray!). If it's not a baby, it is definitely an alien parasite.

At any rate, here is the bump at 14 weeks:

Second trimester, it's good to see you.